(looks around, sees no one else, writes answers)
Four
weimaraner
amy
273
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baby skin
going to the bathroom
 

1. 1
2. *casually glances left, toward Special [k]* Weimaraner
3. Stanley
4. *casually glances right, toward Internet* 1,855
5. On average, (10*0+10*10+9*1+1*250)/30 = 11.97
6. My baby's double-chin
7. Talk to El Fid
 

1. four, some of the same ones as other peoples.
2. *glance left* ... *glance right* Weimaraner
3. Bro Helm
4. basically just one, when it comes down to it
5. driving who crazy? who told you that?
6. cat skin
7. hugs and kisses from choppity shmoo
 

I have visitors! (pours some wine, turns on music)

Weimaraners are sure pretty, but my sister's was dumb as dirt. Good old Tucker pulled her kitchen drapes into the back yard through the window, ate the window sills, ate one of her car seats, all with a dumb happy look in his eyes.

Wow, chop - are you a truck driver? And tell me you have an actual baby, or my guess is Fid will be doing a bit less of her favorite thing today.
 

Oooops, I meant 11.97 miles, I actually work at home, drive to the store or gym occasionally, and drive about 250 miles to Cincinnati once a month... in a sort of a truck... with a bunch of kids... which are real... and really cute! (That's a legit double chin!)
 

Awwww, that is cute. Miles don't cut it - I meant time. Though you've mostly answered it with the "work at home" part. My commute's only 11 miles but it takes me about a half hour.
 

Siblings = 0

Dog = Rotweiler

Tortoise = Worldgineer, in respect of you.

Skin a Cat = Many, but none good.

Hours Driving = 1-4 depending on the day

Texture - Jello

Favorite Daily Do Thing - Walk the Dog